Masturbation Cream

So when you want slick, soft, warming action that lasts and lasts, without leaving a mess, then choose Slap Happy Cream - designed to give you hours of pleasure while leaving your skin soft, smooth, and pleasant smelling. No matter what your situaltion, alone, or with a partner, Slap Happy naturally adds to your pleasure. It always feels velvety and soft, goes on smooth, and warms quickly - just like nature intended. Plus, our gentle formula is PH correct and won't irratate tender tissue, or clog pores. Slap Happy Masterbation Cream works when you need it and keeps working as long as you do!